shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(Source: perfect, via filberts-new-leaf)

You haven’t seen joy until you’ve seen Snoop Dogg skipping with PSY.

You haven’t seen joy until you’ve seen Snoop Dogg skipping with PSY.

zeroyalvikingisgod:

What a little cute nerd I mean god ^_^

(via chinaprimehd)

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(via im-not-nor-mal)

Stages of an internet purchase:
•Place order
•Check email every hour until it is shipped
•Check package tracker every hour
•Begin checking mailbox
•Briefly forget about ordering anything
•See your package has been delivered
•Run to mailbox
•Open package
•Focus on that item for about 5 minutes
•Return to normal boring life

RAGE QUIT.

(Source: partypewds, via senpapijulie)

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

(via senpapijulie)

zeroyalviking:

Do I jump

Can we just take a minute to realize how perf

zeroyalviking:

Do I jump

Can we just take a minute to realize how perf

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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(via arwyinn)

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memewhore:

The Queen’s Guards rendition of the Game of Thrones theme

(via weloveshortvideos)

callmemadking:

Ze is so precious :’)

(via weridthingsandthecreatures)

baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

(via keystolen)